Florida Man Caught With Thermos Up His Rectum, Arrest X-Ray Shows

A Florida man was taken into police custody final week … and cops made a most surprising discovery jammed all the way in which up his butt — a full-size thermos! — however that is solely half the story.

TMZ has obtained unique 911 audio from the sh—y scenario during which a caller experiences there is a bare man in a restroom at a public park who had “been there all day and won’t leave.”

TMZ has discovered sheriff’s deputies confirmed up and located him absolutely clothed … they initially gave the man — recognized as Walter Frymire — a break, escorting him out of the Winter Haven park with only a warning … however later, Frymire allegedly trespassed once more.

This time, a Polk County Sheriff’s deputy arrested him … and this is the place it will get actually bizarre. Every arrestee is reportedly put by means of a physique scanner to make sure they are not bringing weapons into jail … however a weapon will not be what the scanner turned up.

Instead, there on the display was a thermos shoved up to now up Frymire’s rectum, it had made it into his stomach.

Cops say Walter was just a little testy even earlier than making it to the processing heart, allegedly telling them … “Good, I’m going to kill you, so charge it. If you arrest me, I will find you and kill you.”

Guess now we all know why he was in such a nasty temper! Either the bottle up the bum, or it may’ve been the “glass pipe with a burned residue consistent with methamphetamine use” authorities say they discovered inside a grey lunch field Walter was carrying that was making the 51-year-old cranky.

After discovering the fanny flask, the Polk County Sheriff stated they’d Frymire transported to a hospital the place the thermos was eliminated, seemingly saving his life.