Donald Trump
D.C. Worker ‘Big Balls’ Brutally Attacked …
Prez Threatens to Federalize Capital!!!
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6:41 AM PT — United States Attorney Jeanine Ferris Pirro tells TMZ … “It’s time we start taking crime more seriously irrespective of the age of the criminal. No longer can we coddle criminals while innocent victims are being assaulted and maimed as young violent criminals avoid consequences. It’s time for this to end.”
A younger former DOGE staffer bloodied in a Washington, D.C. assault over the weekend has been recognized as Edward “Big Balls” Coristine … as Donald Trump threatens to federalize the nation’s capital.
Police say the ex-DOGE worker was assaulted by a gaggle of unruly teenagers at roughly 3 AM Sunday in a D.C. neighborhood, based on a report obtained by TMZ.
Police report a gaggle of 10 juveniles approached the sufferer and made a remark about taking his automotive early Sunday. He reportedly acquired his vital different into the automotive and turned to the minors to take care of them … which is once they started their brutal assault.
Law enforcement officers observe the juveniles scattered once they arrived on scene … however a 15-year-old juvenile male and a 15-year-old juvenile feminine, of Hyattsville, Maryland, had been arrested and charged with Unarmed Carjacking.
A black iPhone 16 valued at $1,000 was additionally reported stolen throughout, based on the report.
President Trump was outraged by the incident, declaring in a press briefing and on his Truth Social platform Tuesday that he might think about federalizing D.C. if the town does not rapidly “get its act together.”
He additionally shared a photograph of Coristine shirtless and coated in blood on the bottom following the assault.
He demanded D.C. change its legal guidelines so teenagers committing such violent crimes may be prosecuted as adults, beginning at age 14.
Coristine beforehand revealed to Fox News he acquired his “Big Balls” nickname from his LinkedIn consumer identify.
Coristine at the moment works for the Social Security Administration, based on Politico. He was a part of Elon Musk‘s DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency) crew that slashed federal funding within the first few months of this administration.
Elon gave a barely altered account of what went down Sunday whereas sharing Trump’s Truth Social submit … agreeing together with his former buddy that D.C. must be federalized.
